A Likely Ill-Advised Ranking Of All STAR WARS On-Screen Canon Works

With the absolutely awesome conclusion of Star Wars Rebels I think it’s time to go back and do that most destructive and pointless of all possible tasks: ranking! Chatting with a friend about where Rebels falls in the screen canon of Star Wars has gotten me itching to revisit a ranking of the entire Saga to date; I should wait until Solo comes out, but I’m concerned that the movie is going to be a bit of a bummer. So why not do it now, while I’m on a Rebels-induced Star Wars high?

This is a ranking of screen canon only – ie, Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars is not, from what I know, actual canon in the post-Disney purchase world. The new novels and comics are technically canon, but a) I haven’t read most of them and b) they can potentially be overwritten by future movies and TV shows, so I tend to not think of them as hard canon.

Yes, this is nit-picky nerd shit. Anyway, on with the ranking:
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You Can’t Be A Jedi

“The Force is with me, and I fear nothing.”

Here’s the problem with the Jedi: you’ll never be a Jedi. Maybe when you first saw STAR WARS as a kid you entertained the idea that you, like Luke Skywalker, were a secret space wizard just waiting to be activated. But as you got older it became pretty clear that this would never happen, that you’d never be a space wizard.

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ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Review

Complete spoilers for ROGUE ONE follow! Be aware I will spoil it all!

It’s been interesting seeing the divide in people’s reactions to ROGUE ONE. I suspect it comes down to how you reacted to the characters; if they worked for you, you truly loved the movie, but if you didn’t gel with them the whole thing fell flat. I don’t have a further theory on this – ie, I don’t really know why some people didn’t like the characters while others, like me, fell for them hard – but it does seem to be dividing line.

Because I loved the characters I found the ending to be doubly impactful. It’s impactful on a simple level everyone has to agree on, which is that we NEVER see the leads die in a blockbuster franchise movie, let alone see ALL the leads die (also this movie blows up every new location, making ROGUE ONE almost impossible to revisit in any meaningful way in future films). That’s a big deal, and it’s a ballsy move for a movie studio that is just as interested in licensing and toys deals as it is with telling stories.

That ending is so important, though, and I believe it’s the ending that we need right now as we face down Trump’s America. Indulge me while I talk about this for a minute.

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